He knows nothing about her, except that she’s lonely like him and unlike anyone he’s ever met.

Soon, he’ll learn that she’s a beast with a Rubik’s cube, completely unaware of anything related to pop culture, and socially awkward.

So he’ll take her out, show her the world, and hold her hand.

After that, he’ll learn what she is and he’ll get upset. She’ll try to come in without his permission, which will cause her to bleed uncontrollably.

So he’ll tell her to come in, and hug her.

Then, she’ll kill a detective in front of him. When he’s getting bullied, she’ll save him by killing the kids that are torturing him. They’ll both realize that she won’t be able to stay.

So instead of letting her go without him, he’ll leave with her.

Who doesn’t want that?

I’d be a vampire any day…